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Write Jokes and Laugh All the Way to the Bank
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Some publications feature jokes amongst readers'
letters; others have a special jokers' slot. It really doesn't
matter where your jokes appear, as long as you slant your work to
suit the publication, its readership, and editor. The basic
rules of writing humorous features (above) apply equally to jokes.
Comedians - professional, semi-professional and amateur - need
jokes. That's common knowledge. What isn't common
knowledge is that most comedians buy their jokes from freelance
contributors. A recent feature in Contributors' Bulletin
revealed that Ken Dodd's agent is a regular buyer of freelance
funnies. That being so, then other comedians can also be
targeted with jokes that match their professional requirements.
Writers' Rules
* Some publications are unsuitable for joke writers,
notably staid publications covering serious issues, such as
medicine, health and safety and import/export. But, given the
right joke, the editor of the most serious publication might
consider printing it. Look for the tiniest hint of humour in
any publication and submit a few samples of your work.
* Earnings can be very high for individual jokes, in
publications such as Reader's Digest, where literally
hundreds of pounds can be awarded for every one. Try
specialising, not in jokes, but in markets, and really make your
mark on a high profit publication in expectation of regular rapid
five minute rewards.
* Various radio shows, including the Roy Hudd presentation,
buy jokes, some fetching up to £250 a time. Again, try
specialising in the spoken word and target your joke towards a
particular celebrity. Find information about comedy radio
shows and buyers of jokes listed in Writers' and Artists' Year
Book'.
* Many jokes can be cut from publications, even very old
editions, and revamped for different or newer markets. Many
publications of the early 1900s contain jokes every bit as good as
those one reads or hears in today's media. Obviously, a few
changes might be required to make the joke understandable to today's
reader, but that should not be a problem. Remember, however,
some published items still in copyright and, while you can change or
revamp a joke or other humorous comment, it's still not right,
though not illegal, to 'lift' something wholesale and call it your
own.
* Earnings can be high, even for the shortest snappiest joke,
so never think just a few words can't be worth hundreds of pounds.
In fact, they can, in such as Reader's Digest.
* Keep a constant eye open for new markets in such as
Contributors' Bulletin, Writers' News, Writing Magazine, and
other market updates.
Published Examples
"I wish someone would invent a perfect formula for getting rid
of weeds", said the perspiring gardener to his neighbour. "But
they have", replied the neighbour. "Four of sand to one of
cement".
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"I wouldn't worry too much if your son makes mud pies", aid the
psychiatrist, "or even if he eats them. It's quite normal."
"I don't think it is", said the woman, "and
nor
does his wife."
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